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Tom Goold
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WpisWysłany: 21-02-2002 23:57    Temat wpisu: Odpowiedz z cytatem

Microsoft Windows 98's secret:


Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, payed me a visit.
As we were talking I mentioned having recently installed Windows 98
on my PC and that I am very happy with this operating system.
I also showed him the Windows 98 CD, to my surprise he threw it into
my micro-wave oven and turned on the oven. Instantly I got very upset,
because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry,
it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to
meand said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite
cold to hold and it seemed to be heavier than before. At first I could not
see anything, but then on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an
inscription; an inscription finer than anything I have ever seen before.
The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a
great depth:

4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65
204F5320746 F2066696E64207468656D2CDA4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E672
07468656D20 616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E6
4207468656D

'I cannot understand the fiery letters,' I said.
'No,' he said 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode,
but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here.
But in common English this is what it says:

One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

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Warning: Do not try this at home, less you want to face a Microsoft Foundation Class Balrog
Credits: Thanks to J.R.R. Tolkien and Bill Gates for making this
possible. Special thanks to Larry Wells for providing ascii-codes.
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